If i can have fictional friends i gonna take nick miller, Winston and Schmidt
From new girl.
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.”
“Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.”
He may need a douche bag jar for more than 10 times a day but he is in every sense a gentleman, caring friend and great cook.
“nick doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, put on pants.”
“ Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
“ Do you know sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you way too long, they got too much on you. I want to have friends to still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind of mean that. ”
Alcoholic, grumpy, aimless person who is great with advises. You may not feel his presence important but you’ll definitely found his absence hard to deal with.
His idea of prank
“ Or we could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot the bear full of Hep C, we release that bear in the restaurant right as they’re about to order dessert. ”
But he is the sane one.
“ i think i m having periods ”
Winston is someone who normally has no clue about what’s happening around. But he dives headfirst into everything with his friends, he will compete with you die hard even about menstruation.
I know its the weirdest combination ever. Having them as friends is adding comic even to the worst messes of life.
Schmidt will control everything around,
Coping up with constant rants and nags of nick.
Pranking with Winston 😂😂😂😂 that will probably get me killed or arrested.
But most importantly to have each other’s back.
I know i can count on them like jess can. I can talk to them about anything and everything( even my PMSing).
I can be crazy, weird, annoying as hell and even when i get on their nerves,
I know they will be there no matter what and how ugly my mess is.
With a box of tissues, or a hockey bat, or a bottle of beer or a stupid trick to help.
They will be there to save the day.
We will fight at stupid issues,
Against Schmidt’s no animals in the loft rule. I want a cat!
Or Nick’s i don’t give a damn attitude and also i love my ex. No you don’t!
Or Winston’s pranks, i just love his pranks😍.
From Schmidt throwing a friendship anniversary party to nick being always there in sad, ugly, depressing moments,
from Winston’s imagination that knows no ends to Nick’s fix it all, plumber cum carpenter cum at your service bartender mode.
I would love to have them as my Fictional friends.